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Sunday, November 17, 2002
 
hehe, ps Kjersti I just read your post and cracked up. I am insanely jealous, I want to dress up as an old lady and snort hjelium as part of my college curriculm. Maybe I will drop out of school and move to Norway and drill peoples teeth. Sounds like fun.

 
Yay for THanksgiving! I want to see Harry Potter, so there. I would also like to firebomb our library. Rock climbing would be super cool but I am not sure if I will have time with all the catching up I have to do for exams. Im is gay. I never use it anymore except to talk to you guys. I think I have aged 40 years in my college experience. If my life keeps going at this pace, I will be wearing depends and having to eat all of my food with a straw before you know it. ugg.

Sunday, November 10, 2002
 
yay! thanksgiving, i don't know about y'all but we'll b ein the burg thurs and fri of break! also if anyone is going to D.C., "bowling for columbine" is showing at 11:20 at bethesda row cinemas, so if you haven't seen it yet, it's micheal moore

 
carol is funny

Tuesday, October 15, 2002
 
hey kids! teresa and caroline just came up to vist kate, sara and myself. while here, they reminded me of blogger! yay! anyway, I just wanted to say that I had an awesome time with them (you) and am extremely elated that you guys made the day long trip out to see us. It was great having you guys up here and everyone at the house really enjoyed having you here too. (kjersti, I'm sorry, but I think driving to norway might kill my car, so I don't think we can come visit you) Anyway, thanks again caroline and teresa for coming out, it was definatly the best weekend I've had since school started and it definatly ranks up there as one of the best birthdays ever. thanks again, ahh! it's a good thing thanksgiving break is coming up soon! I must go, too much homework, ahhh!! (actually, not that much, but I still have to do it!) bye!
meg schrock

Saturday, October 05, 2002
 
Hey you guys!
Teresa, That would be so great if you took a semester in Bath... There is a ferry that goes between Bergen and Newcastle... so to get to Newcastle, would only take about... dunno, really...
Yepp... I'm at the university of Bergen.. it's on the west coast of Norway.. Actually a beautyful city, if it hadn't been for all the rain... Bergen is the Seattle of Norway:D On the BF issue... yes I do... he's actually doing the dishes at the moment... he's from my home town, but is here to visit for about two weeks... okay.. It's hard to tell you about the faculty without admitting to the fact that I'm studying to become a dentist.. The Odontological and Medical faculties are situated a bit outside the rest of the university.. about a mile and a half outside town.. The medicine and dentist- students are together for the first two years of the education, so for now, we're about 200 ppl in class.. but later the 50 or something dentist-students will go over to our own faculty for three more years... (medicine is 4 more years)
Kind of funny that you should mention old lady activities... cuz we did this thing last night (all the years of dentist-students).. each year would dress up in a theme... and then we would drive around in busses and solve problems and do funny things... our class was dressed up as old people.. (we did things such as paintball... and singing the local football team's supporter song after inhaling helium.. ) it all ended up at the dental club.. for more partying... hehe... (the university homepage: http://www.uib.no/info/english/ )
I haven't talked to Juliane for ages... I don't even have her e-mail.. so if you do, I would love to have it.. Oh well... better go play social :P
Talk to you later..


Monday, September 16, 2002
 
HEELLOOOOOO!! guess what, im back to doing time in the library, which means im back to getting on blogger for study breaks to keep my sanity!! Kjersti, you have a hot tomali BF??? where is Bergen? What is your school like? big, small, lots of partys, or lots of old lady activities? I am hoping very much to do a semester in Bath, ENgland next semester, so maybe i will get to visit you!! ALso have you heard from Julianne? I havent talked to her in the longest of times. Yay for Blogger !
T

Tuesday, September 10, 2002
 
hey you guys!!
Finally sombody posted something out here... a great thanx to you carol for getting me going... hehe..
So how are y'all doing over there? Everybody there, or has anybody started a semester in europe?? I have been at the university of Bergen since the middle of august.... And guess what I'm supposed to become after I'm done with my education?? I'm not gonna tell you right now... just want to hear what you think... I bet you won't be able to guess:D Summer was crazy... working... almost no time off... grrr... I'm not very happy about that... was supposed to go travelling with my bfriend but never found the time.. He was here, visiting, over the week end, but left on monday, so now I'm all alone in my lonesomeness here in my tiny place of residence... oh well... I'll survive.... but you won't, if I keep on rambling about my pathetic life...
Still no'one on msn here? Y'all are mac people? It makes everything so much easier... Candace is the only person I really talk to now days... (on msn of course)
Would be nice if you could all tell me again what kind of classes etc you are taking and also your email-adresses... which I, unfortunately, left at home on my computer... :/ Oh well... better catch some sleep.. I hope it will be a quiet day over there tomorrow..
my e-mail, for those who does not have it, is : iamanumbrella@hotmail.com..... for now, that is...

Sunday, June 09, 2002
 
Oh my lord I remembered how to get to the blogger page! I amaze myself sometimes. Right now i'm in a shady internet cafe in heidelberg, where i just got hit on by a fortish german professor-type asking me if i would like to take coffee sometime. you guys haven't written here for a long time. boooooooooo
Okay, here's what's up with me:
I'm still down after my awesome 9 day vacation. All I want to do is quit my job and travel. On my vacation I went to Munich, Salzborg, Vienna, and Prague. It was the best nine days of my life.
Now I'm back to working, and a little bit of studying. In my free time I sing with the catholic old people choir, and clean houses for extra money. and then i go out with that money. Last week the mom that i work for was in the hospital and the dad was gone on business, so it was just me, the kids, and the house. unfortunatly my body chose that week to get as sick as it possibly could. I'm still wiped out.
I'm coming back to the U.S. JULY 29. for sure. Now that the end is in sight one would think that my job would seem much more enjoyable, more like mary poppins and less like an indentured servant. not so. I want to quit sooo badly. Everyday i have to confince myself that this is not a smart idea. But i do want to get paid throught the end of july, soooooooooo we'll see.
I hope to see all of you guys in august!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOCIAL RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All my love,
Sara

Wednesday, May 22, 2002
 
Hey, Sara... are you still in germany? if so, which e-mail adress do you use? or if sara doesn't see this maybe one of you guys know?

Monday, May 06, 2002
 
darn it, third semester has started, ahhh!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 25, 2002
 
yo kids, kate came back on monday! it's swell, today we had a grand adventure trying to transport 3 suitcases of ceramics on a skateboard and a bike, way cool! na na na na na, na na na na na naa! (that's the clarissa explains it all theme song)
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Alright Alright!
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Way Cool!
(repeated)
Nan na na na!
Na na na na!
Na na na na na!
Just do it-do it!

Tuesday, April 16, 2002
 
hahaha thanks Kjersti that made my day

Monday, April 15, 2002
 
Hey you guys!!!
Sorry I've been gone for sooooo long...hehe
I have to agree with you, Carol... sexbomb is a really awsome song.... can't believe the rest of you haven't heard it.... dunno if I'll be coming to the us, Teresa... haven't had too much contact with my family lately... I write, but don't hear anything back... oh well... and then I'm working, hopefully, if I can get a job, for six weeks..... and then I don'¨t know what I'll be doing next year, other than I'm getting out of this whole!!!!! sendt my application in today.... so we'll see what'll happen to me.... really sorry too hear about your blitsters Teresa... hehe.... thought it was a really funny post...... a lot of things happening here... all mess, all mess I tell you! thought I'd end this with a funny joke I heard today.... :Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA*, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR
COURSE NOW!!

CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.



Saturday, April 13, 2002
 
I AM SO JEALOUS RRUSTED ROOT CAME TO YOUR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE AWESOME!!!! did you go see them?

Wednesday, April 03, 2002
 
dude, I totally had a plate of mashed potatos for dinner, it was great, yum yum yum....

dude. carol. the sexbomb song? what's the sexbomb song? I want the sexbomb song! is it anything like the "I want to be your mailman song?"

ahh, have to write a paper!!!!!

 
the last day of exams for me is the 24th of freaking may, AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 
hey folks, what's everyone doing for the summer?

• any usa trips for the norwegian folks? (nudge nudge)

• I know sara is coming back late-summerish!!

• carol and teresa are doing the trampoline house - I am soooo jealous, and I am sooo making lots of over there

• I might do the catholic university thing or not, who knows

• Is anyone living in the burg? … anyone? … anyone?

Anyway, I was just curious, see ya!!

 
oh by the way, when is the last day of exams for everyone?? My last one is May 2, but i might not come home untill the 4th. Let me know when you guys get out-- and Carol, in case your job asks we cant move into the house untill June.

 
Carol, do not despair, one day your dreams will come true...never let the dream die!!!!

Monday, April 01, 2002
 
carol just curious, why knitting club? and what is prudence like?

 
ok people, you are def. slacking on the whole POSTING aspect of this thing. This place is my refuge!! after sitting in the library for 3 hours I go downstairs to see what you guys are up to. When you dont post anything that means i have to go back to studying without my daily dose of social retardedness!!! This does not make me happy. Do not leave a fellow retard in need! Post stuff damnit!! Even if its just a story about how you had really goood mashed potatos for dinner!! I miss you guys!

Thursday, March 28, 2002
 
yes carol, BEACH GOOD

 
dude, teresa, what if your feet were actually supervillans, then it would all work out

Monday, March 25, 2002
 
my feet have scary weird blister thingys on them and the doctor said i had to burn them off with acid. I think acid sounds scary. Death by acid is choice amoung many supervillians. what if I burn off the wrong part of my foot on accident? I think i am growing rather fond of my blister thingys, what have they ever done to deserve death by acid? bleehhh feet are disgusting. this was a rather disgusting message, here i will put a disclaimer on the bottom CONTENTS OF THIS POST ARE VERY GROSS--- IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH FEET DO NOT READ-- there. ugg i have been in the library way too long...

Wednesday, March 20, 2002
 
lol meg that was a really long winded way of saying you wanted to go to the beach

Tuesday, March 19, 2002
 
once there was a girl who lived in the city and loved the sun very much. But she could not see the sun because of all the tall buidings. So she called to the sun, "Sun, I want to see you." And the sun replied, "Come, walk to the meadow, and you shall see me." So the girl went to the meadow and saw the sun, but the sun seemed so small compared to the great blue sky. So she called to the sun, "Sun, I want to be closer to you." And the sun replied, "Come, climb to the moutain, and you shall be closer to me." So the girl climbed the moutain, but there were trees that shaded her at the top of the moutain and she could only catch glimpses of the sun. So she said to the sun, "Sun, I want to bathe in your warmth." And the sun replied, "Come, walk to the beach and you can bathe in my warmth." So the girl went to the beach, and what do you know? The sun was right! Lets all go to the beach this summer, it'll be great, please please please!

 
dude, kjersti, I don't hav msn, but I definatly have AIM, mine is megss82, I think a lot of us have AIM, but dude, I will totally try to get msn, I don't know if they have it for mac or not though.

 
i think i want to drop out of school and sell popcorn at large sporting events, because the popcorn is always reallly yummy and you get to watch the games for free and people yell alot there and are happy, unlike the library where everyone is quiet and wants to shoot themselves

 
bleeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i have been in the library for 6 hours. I decided to take a break and check my email because as i was reading my britt lit, i realized there was something on my head and panicked. SO i very gingerly touched my head , i case it was a brain sucking bug, and realized i had forgotten i was wearing a hat

Sunday, March 17, 2002
 
Do any of you guys have MSN messenger? If you do, my e-mail is Iamanumbrella@hotmail.com (nick: Iamanumbrella)

 
hey meg!
Crazy is an understatement.......

Friday, March 08, 2002
 
semi fried: spring break

ok, here is my crazy spring break:

friday, leave the 1.5 foot snow covered goshen late at night for a long car ride through the night, ariving in mamphis in time for some of s to here a philip glass concert, then hang around memphis until the evening and head off through the night again. aroung 9 at night we stop at a gas station and break out the stove camp and cook some ramen, the manager their isn't too happy and calls the cops.

we arive at the tip of alabama semi early the next morning, the camp personel see two car loads of 9 college students pull up and claim that they have been filled since january, so we head off to new orleans and then shoot down to the tip of louisiana where the park rangers are much more welcoming out in the middle of no where, some like to call it the bayou, its official name is grand isle state park.

we set up camp on the beach, its around noon and crazy cold, we all huddle in the car and wait for night fall, some old people from minisota in an RV invite us to have some boxed wine in exchange for some music. so jed, one of the guys along, brings his violin and plays some classical tunes while we sit, cramped, sipping boxed wine in paper cups, very classy.

night comes and with the wood we've gathered we cook some ramen and beans, tasty. following the tasty dinner we fprm a drum circle with some trash barrels and have a blast making noise. the only other people there in tents, some kids from another indiana weslyan, have a large bon fire, we join their company and its warmth.

when the fire dies down, we head back to the tent, emphasis on the singular part or that sentance. we've got six sleeping pags and nine people, logical solution: form a pile. the wind is out rageous and the temperature below freezing, the tent collapses twice in the night, a sleep through it all, but others appear to have been frustrated. wake up after noon making up for two nights of driving without sleep.

the following day is also cold and we spend a good deal with in the car, we went out for food at a semi-expensice cajun seafood restaraunt, again in the middle of no where, and a nice southern gentalman named doc, presumably a doctor, picks up all our tabs and we get dinner for free, what great hospitality.

tuesday is wonderful and we spend the day in new orleans in the french quarter, we also see ann rice's house in the garden district and eat some french pastries and the semi-famous café du monde. we head back and eat some semi-delicious food over a campfire and do other campfire/spring break related activities. another pile for the night and we wake up feeling semi-rested.

wednesday is filled with a beautiful sun, swimming with dolphins, sand sculptures, getting semi-burnt, walks to the pier, and more campfire food, another night another pile, and thursday is the last day.

we lay out on the beach some more, trying to catch the last rays of sunshiny happiness, some of us visit the lagoon, we finish up the last of the food, and when evening begins, we pack up the camsite, say good by to our the indiana weslyan kids, and depart for goshen, driving through the night with only one mishap, we arrive back at college after twenty hours of driving, to a dark and dreary indiana day.

Monday, March 04, 2002
 
Hello everybody!
Have just come back from a week in vienna... it was a really cool city... got home late last night, so I'm skipping school today....feels nice....he he.. Oh Sara, it would be so much fun if you would be able to come and see norway before you leave the continent.. my doors and windows will always be open for any social retard who dares to cross the border.....:) Have to get food....

Friday, March 01, 2002
 
one more note, this will make the sixth post in a row that I've done, I suppose the last two don't really count, but, please, some body write, I'm begging you, please, please, oh please. (curtain closes and audiance is uncertain what to do, a timid applause creeps in from the left side of the audiance, spreading slowly to the rest as the lone actor, meg, erupts from backstage in a magnificant bound, exuberant in her so-recently finished performance, expecting a chorous of applause, but accepts the stiffly respectful applause as a means of grattification and then leaves the stage for a final time with a few humble bows and the heavy fall of the dark red curtain as it swings back into place.

 
dude, I also wanted to tell you all that I went to go see the black hawks pay the canadians, the habs won, but it was still a great game. Also, I own a peir of overalls now, how wierd is that, one of my friends here (one of the many katies) gave them to me, I started out wearing them to ceramics, but they're just so darn comfortable, I continue to wear them throughout the evening, I even played hockey in them once, but I havn't yet ventured them into the social arena, I feel that might be pushing it, so its back to jeans I go. oh well. so much for comfort. ha ha, just kidding, the dress code here is nothing more than a t-shirt and some sewn up jeans, which is definatly what I have, I've got five areas in one set that have been sewn, I tell you, I hope no one from this school goes into a field of work where they have to dress up, it'll be the worts real life smack ever, maybe thats why there are so many nursing and art majors here, your clothing is set for you; it's either a uniform or smock. anyway, too much jabbering, not enought paper writing, I must stop, and I will, good bye! (heaving sigh as the screen fades to black)

 
well, tomorrow, or rather, today, I will be heading south, it looks as though its going to be 30° and raining for the rest of the week, great camping weather, so I'll be thinking of you all back and home in your beds as you enjoy your spring break or think about your spring break to come, depending on when yours happens to fall. anyway, at least I'll be leaving this foot of snow behind. Have fun and I'll probably come back and update this in a weeks, see ya!

Tuesday, February 26, 2002
 
Hey all, it turns out, I'm going to Alabama this coming week. I wish I could be back in the burg, too, to see all of you crazies, but I'm not, so I just wanted to say that I hope you all have a fun time seeing each other and I'll see most of you this summer, dude! how possible do you think it would be to plan a beach trip? anyway, just a thought, that would be totalyl fun, we coulsd do the whole, two dollar campsiite thing, and I'm sure, by now, you all have adopted to living on less that a home cooked cuisine, so food won't be too terribly expensive, anyway, we've got like a ton of snow out here and its relativly cold, see you all soon!

Saturday, February 23, 2002
 
carol, I won't be in the burg over break, but guess what, hadley, my old roommate, her ex-boyfriend was a kid from germany named felix, wierd, huh? unless, of course, felix is to germany as adam is the the US, which, in that case, wouldn't be all that wierd at all, oh well! such is life! ( long, dramatic sigh)

 
oh yeah! guess who set the indoor GC women's pole vaulting record today? Oh! Oh! its me! Yeah, I know, NBC should have covered it, unfortuantly they are stuck covering this thing called the "Olympics" (whatever that is) anyway, I just thought I'd let everyone know how awesome I really am while hiding the fact that any height I would have cleared would have set a record, hee hee hee, I'm soo sneaky, I'M FAMOUS, I'M FAMOUS!!

Wednesday, February 20, 2002
 
dude, kjersti, I saw that norwegian dude just won the biathalon, ole einar bjoerdalen or somehting like that, very cool, that rocks, its like his fouth medal or something, anyway, I just saw it, very cool

 
dude! Lindsey!! did I read your IM profile right? are you going to florida!! dude, are you goning to be an astronaut (says meg in the most intelligent voice possible) That rocks!!!, anyway, I have to get some sleep, but that rocks!!!

Tuesday, February 19, 2002
 
Kjersti? this is sara. good to hear from you. let me know if you're ever going to be anywhere close to germany, i live outside of heidelberg, i will be there until the end of july. Maybe if things work out i can come see you, who knows. I feel like we're so close, like, oh my god, we're on the same continent, or something, :)

 
hey hey hey hey hey hey!
it's me sara! this year has been passing quickly for me, but it feels like forever since i've seen you guys. so, things here are a hundred times busier than when i started out. I know a lot more pople now so that means a lot more things to do. I have a three hour a week cleaning job (on the side) for a family from Madrid (it's so funny, when i'm there we speak spanish and german all mixed up, so much fun, it was absolutely wonderful to hear spanish, lindsey, I miss Sr. Yutzy like you wouldn't believe, i wish he could come teach me german, he was a really good teacher) and I'm starting german lessons from a russian student down the street (she's getting her degree to teach german in russia). My real job......could be worse. Unfortunatly, german kids can handle a lot more liquor than me, am finding that out through a sucession of very painful hangovers.....live and learn. I'm already having to make plans for next year in school, and that is wierd for me. If any of you guys take a year off of school you'll know what i mean. It's a very strange feeling. I'm having a lot of fun, working hard, am pretty definitely sure that i want to live in europe, maybe forever, but need to see more of it before i make any decisions. And i need to study. a lot.
sorry, this is getting really long
all my love, sara

Monday, February 18, 2002
 
dude, is anybody else having a problem getting this page to refresh? I know I am, stupid computer. Oh yeah, kate says that she is doing well, she ate too many mangos once and puked, but other than that, she's doing great, she says ethiopia is a lot of fun, and thats about it. ITS WARM AGAIN!!!!!!! SSWWEEEEEEEETTT!!!

Sunday, February 17, 2002
 
Hey, that's cool, Teresa!!
I would love to figure out a way to see you then, not that I have any idea of what I'will be up to next year.... uch! Why haven't somebody invented this machine that, the minute you're born, hurls out a note where it tells you what you're supposed to become, and how you're gone reach the destination?? It's absurd that you have to figure out everything on your own.... I think I will make that my mission in life, to invent the hurling machine.... :-)
What am I up to, you ask? Well don't freak out or something, but believe it or not, I'm still in high school.... taking all the subjects that I'd swore I'd never touch.... but I WILL SURVIVE!!


Tuesday, February 12, 2002
 
sweet! exciting news in the world of Meg Schrock: I'm an art major now and super stoked, also, I now have a new roommate, his name is Leo and he is my roommate, Leah's, experimental psyc hampster, we're techinically not allowed to keep him in our room, so SHHH, DON'T TELL!!!!

 
MEG!!!!!!! that movie was not to be posted TO THE REST OF HUMANITY!! it was supposed to be the deep dark secret of how retarded I can really be when sober on new years eve. I think Juliane was possesed by the way.

 
KJERSTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT DEAD!! THE NORWEGIANS DIDNT EAT YOU!!!! what are you up to??? Hey Meg guess what? I am writing my term paper for Religion in America on MENNONITES!! I might even interview Sara's MOM!!! And Carol/ Meg if your plans fall through-- Caroline and I decided we are going to hike the Appalachian Trail for like 3 days over spring break if you wanna come!! OHH and Kjersti--- I am studying abroad in ENgland second semester next year, most likely in Bath (southern England), and would love to try and see you over my spring break if you're around!!

 
Hey, Meg, I'm using it!!
The wheels are still rolling here in Norway, even though you guys've really kicked our arses in the halfpipe these last couple of days .. :-)
Winter break is closing in on me, which I'm really looking forward to since I'm going to Austria for a week to visit my sister who goes to the university in Vienna...
Wow Teresa, you're alive!!! How are you doing, you crazy nut?? any cute college guys in your binoculars, under your bed or in your closet??


Monday, February 11, 2002
 
new.mov
For Teresa

 
Teresa, I havn't talked to YOU in forever, we should definatly do it, like over coffee, oh wait, exept we're in different satates, we could do it over Java, ha haha, I'm so damn funny, I crack my self up, ha ha ha

 
wait, I was wrong, I just checked it out, teresa, you ROCK!!!

Saturday, February 09, 2002
 
I love you all, and yes i know that was gay

Thursday, February 07, 2002
 
Meg, I am using it!! I think it is very cool-- too cool for me in fact because i have nothing exciting to post--- Meg I havent talked to you in the longest time, i owe you a phone call. What is everyone thinking about doing for spring break?

Wednesday, February 06, 2002
 
well, I guess none of you are doing this, sniff sniff, thanks for the effort carol, I'm still looking into it

Monday, February 04, 2002
 
SOCIAL RETARDS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe i have nothing good to say. I think it should be officially posted that the Nova died on friday Feb 1st. It has joined Marmaduke in car heaven. moment of silence please.......

 
YAY

 
Hmmmmmmmm lets see if this works

 
la la, this is fun

 
hmm, so this is how you add a link
Meg Schrock's Dope Page

 
Hey guys, thought you might like this, anyway, have a nice week!